It’s the Hate Parade!

I don’t get as many chances to listen to loud music as I used to. I hate that. I hate you for that. That doesn’t make any sense and that’s how you can tell Hate is truly present. Irrational motions of violence are where Hate lives. Short sentences, senseless gibbering, foaming anger, instinctual fury all run down from the swamp of Hatred in black lines through obsidian rock gored on older boulders – the bones of the world. Make no mistake, Hate runs this world as much as any act of kindness. For they are one and all push this godless machine foreword. Not godless. Without God. We have no needs for the structure of relation to be up to those greater than us. We made the scale. We installed the base program and so the Universe exists as we see it. The only thing we cannot see through is ourselves. The only thing we cannot do is be less human. We’re as Human as it gets. It’s gross and I hate it.

When you employ Hatred you get the chance to watch Hate grow and mature – if you water it annually. It’s great. Hate becomes comfortable, easy even. Everything makes sense. As a bonus, you’ve acquired a new hobby due to your ability to detest anything within bounds of your Hate-field: Hatethusiasm.

Sometimes a person becomes so excited about Hating the thing it Hates its Hate becomes contagious and often really funny. Hence the Comedian.

Hate makes you smart in a lot of ways. The Dark Side is half of the Force. Half of the shit that forms all the shit, is the Dark Shit. My point is: There’s a lot of Sith Lords who are brilliant Force-wizards just like there’s Yoda. Some kind of Wisdom in Cruelty perhaps? Maybe just a sweet metal song. Anyway, Hate has a lot to teach the interested student. The closer the pupil comes to Hate, the closer it comes to calculated detachment, power dynamics, charisma, discipline and more than a few others. All the Bad Guys throughout all of time were emissaries of Hate and they had the skills to fight all of the champions of justice – no matter who’s side you were on. Basically, I’m doing a bad job of telling you the negative end of he spectrum is as fundamentally evil as an electron. It’s just negative. Neither one is better. That’s why every story is about the eternal conflict of Good and Evil, the two are eternally conflicted because neither side can triumph.

I mentioned something about the base program earlier. I’ve been thinking about the brain as a computer lately and have allowed the thought to be assimilated into my speech. When I mention a program or a similar computer-y word, I mean in it as a metaphor. Check it out: Hate is just a portion of the operating system one installs. As in: Hate is merely a piece of the general outlook a person prefers to maintain. What this works out to is that Hate is a constituent of the criteria by which we decide to assign things meaning. The meaning is still established, all is as it should be. There is no primordial agreement that the meaning has to mean anything so the constituents are universally irrelevant. Since we are not aware of our presence on the universal scale we have to sort this out with terms we’ve all decided to try and understand.

Right, so I believe I’ve established Hate as a force of considerable magnitude.

Can we all agree that Love is a force of equally considerable magnitude?

Like, without going into it kind of agree?

Cool. Hate=Love.

Let’s dive into some similarities. Hate and Love both make the bearer obsessive. “I can’t stop thinking about you baby.” “I can’t stop thinking about murdering you in front of your family.” Hate and Love both fill the host with incredible power. “That guy doesn’t give a fuck. Everyone Hates him but he still comes around because everyone is afraid of him.” “I love Billy the Thundergoat! She comes around and licks everyone on their faces!”

The magnitude is the same, the effect is different. The two move in similar ways but opposite directions.

I dunno man, I have no irrevocable proof for these assertions. I’ve just been thinking.

I’ll probably clean this up one day and have a demo-blog like a cool kid.

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Pay the Years

“But it hurts when I get out of bed.”

“What hurts, baby?”

“My heart.”

“Oh you’re much too young for that.”

 

Spent 25 years wasting my life

Just wandering around looking for a good time.

They say “Honey don’t you pay them years no mind.”

CAUSE THE FIRST DRAFT OF EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS SHIT.

 

When you’ve gone and spent enough time in a box

You stop needing windows and you quit using clocks.

There’s no difference in what time it is because

THE WRISTWATCH WIPED ITS FACE OFF.

 

Do you need something to make your hair stand up?

To depress your nervous system and loosen your cheeks?

…Surprised whining hasn’t done that yet.

You know that’s a favorite pass-time of mine.

Right next to counting zero dollars ’bout 47 times.

 

My boots are too heavy and my coat is too big.

If this is being a man, well I’d rather be a woman

But I look like a fish in red lipstick and

I CAN’T WALK IN HEELS.

 

With a bag of fool’s gold and a bucket of wooden nickels

I’ve got enough for an evening on the town.

If I’m spending papa’s coin with extra whiskey in my jacket

Honey, you know I’m paying the years no mind.

 

When the Hell is it?

I like my morning time. I wouldn’t give away my coffee and apple time for anything. Not a job, not a person, not a dog, and definitely not a fish. I got so high and fell asleep last night. I ate four 750’s and I got high as hell. I don’t really have a continuous stream of thought right now and nothing will really coalesce into a solid piece of thought-matter.

That all happened. I’m no liar. In fact, I’m quite consistent. This time, my yesterday night consisted of copious amounts of alcohol being forced down my gullet by an invisible hand with a grip like a gorilla foot. Lucky for me, Chernobyl had some speed he was willing to share, as long as I had five bucks – I did. We made the trade, he went to work, I ate the speed. After a greasy shit, some compatriots and I headed to the liquor store for the first round of legal purchases. Cigarettes, munchies, and a four-pack of high octane IPA were what we walked out with. We shared amicable good-byes and that was that. I had no idea I’d walk into that store two more times in states of steadily deepening madness.

The second time was a regularly scheduled visit after the primary locale of New Years drug abuse had been ridden out to its end. Kabel and I had his tequila – which I had no idea you could write yourself a prescription for. Then we split up and after I dropped a few items off to a few interested parties, I required whiskey. I was well aware you could write yourself a prescription for that. Paul arrived a few minutes prior and was in a state comparable to a distraught mother of a good-for-nothing after finding a syringe in the underwear drawer. I wrote him a prescription for whiskey as well and conscripted him for the return journey. We made it. I was drunk, the clerk wasn’t, we both understood the situation. I mumbled some pleasantries, not at all as erudite as before, he gave me a fonzi-esque gesture. We agreed to not hang out until the next year.

The whiskey went down smooth as ever. All the boys came home for more planned activities, in contrast to our usual impromptu chemical debauchery. We drank – the air was thick with smoke and merriment. As easily as we united, we broke off into factions. Some to articulate emotions chemically excavated from their tartarus of sobriety, some to see a band, some to study the floor – which, as it turns out, is as interesting as you are drunk. Oh world, how you surprise.

We slaughtered the phalanx of substances set before us. We drank the blood of every bottle and burned the flesh of the sinsemillian, we crushed the non-believers into dust and insufflated them properly, we promised to be better people and pointed out the hypocrisy of a moral system based Roman calendars and brain-manipulation. We’re the same us as we ever were but it feels good to know we can change.

We’re relative. It was New Years. Time isn’t real. See you tomorrow, or next year.

Whatever.

Dear Sally

Dear Sally,

It would seem I have a skill. As my tube of toothpaste comes to the end of the bristles on my toothbrush, the mouth of the tube flicks toward me causing fluoride paste to be slung straight into my eye. This happens with surprising regularity. This phenomenon gives rise to a situation in which, after the initial attack, I become shocked and confused. My feet begin a mutinous dance which in turn causes my arms to flail as if I were a drunken goose. My grasp on the toothbrush weakens, the bristles turn to the persuasion of gravity and what paste was actually on the brush slips off toward its end on the dirty linoleum.

Though my story seems sad, even pitiful, there is a glimmer of hope within. Observe, the awesome powers of self-awareness it must take to be one’s own saboteur! You see, my dear consort, I have been blessed with conclusive evidence that I, Phoebus Archibald IV, is none other than a full-fledged psychic. While this news alone is enough to strain a wife to tears and hair pulling – I do have more.

Due to my considerable talent, I became compelled to contact precincts all over the state of New York. Naturally, the gross majority of precincts lie in New York City and one of those fine establishments has agreed to take me on as the city’s first Psychic Investigator. I plan to leave immediately and to take all of our combined savings so I might effectively establish myself when welcomed into the city. Though I am sure you are red with admonishment and sick with worry, I attempt to leave you, my dear Sally, with love and the understanding that my gift is one that must be shared with the world and certainly, used to defend our proud nation from ne’er-do-wells.

All of my love,

Phoebus Archibald IV

That Yoda Quote

“No! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.”

I’m going to use a synonymous phrase instead.

“No try, only do.”

Yoda may have been trying to ease Luke’s anxiety about taking on a galactic empire and nothing more but the words he chose are fraught with meaning. Of course, dissecting the semantics in an Eastern-inspired phrase is essentially pointless – but so is everything else. So fuck it.
Obviously in our Western lexicon we have the verbs “try” and “do” which mean different things. To try means to attempt and to do means accomplish. These are different. So now we’re here: we have trying and doing all figured out. If you were to get saucy and decide to split hairs over trying to do and doing tries, yes, you’re right forever. You’re also an asshole.
What Yoda is saying is actually quite literal. No try, only do, in this context, means: If you’re going to fight off the entire empire, you should leave no room for doubt. Yoda is trying to instill Luke with confidence enough to defeat Vader – which is an obscene amount of confidence to have for a 20 year old who learned how to sword fight from a green midget in a swamp. What I am going to do is explain why the phrase worked(s).
First, some back-peddling. Star Wars has a plethora of Eastern influences ranging from philosophy to costume design and a significant portion of this influence is stuffed into the concept of the Jedi. If you’re unaware of the Jedi, you’re either a genius or, more likely, a terrible person. I’m not saying you can’t be both but if you are, you are seriously wasting time when you could be saving the world. So the Jedi exemplify the Eastern ideas and Yoda is the most badass Jedi so naturally, he would dispense the greatest wisdom – or the coolest nonsense, they’re basically the same thing. What I’m getting at is Yoda is the Dalai Lama of Star Wars and what he says is the realest shit in the galaxy. Except for the huge letters that recap earlier events in the other films.
When Yoda says “There is no try, only do.” not only is he fully capable of dropping the mic and walking into the swamp to enjoy his bitchin’ self and smoke some force-spice but he is also giving the audience a nugget of advice from on high. In effect, he’s hacking up commonly used language that comes with a self-destruct button. To try, or attempt, leaves room for failure. Yoda says “Fuck failure, you got this.” And so he knows Luke won’t try to defeat the empire, he’ll do it. In a phrase so tiny, the Jedi master hides a bit of wisdom we’ve known for quite some time, but is easy to forget. Believe in yourself.
Failure is ever present. In fact, failure succeeds about as much as success fails. It’s nuts. Failure is inevitable, like death and runny poops. If something is inevitable, like runny poops, instead of worrying about it coming, cause it will, we should prepare for it. Knowing and worrying are different and one of them sucks the life out of everything. It’s the one I didn’t capitalize, for all you who are hanging on my every word. Yoda knew if Luke ever thought he might fail the stress of fighting a fucking empire would destroy his training and Vader would whoop Luke so bad he would have less limbs than his father. Luke, not wanting to live life as an evil head and torso adorned by cybernetics would find this most distasteful. Yoda knew that, because Yoda is a goddamn hero.
If we take this advice, being the Luke Skywalker of our own lives, we can see that anything we’ve deemed worthy of trying, should be worthy of doing and if we’re going to try it, we may as well do it with everything we’ve got. “No try, only do.” means giving all the percents you have 100, 200, I don’t care, it means no pussy-footing or half-assing, it means diving in ready for whatever may come, it means buying 3 hot dogs and eating 4, it means, in a world where anything is possible trying just holds you back from what you could be doing.

The Spider and The Ape

I live in a doll’s house. A place with thin walls and plastic ghosts frozen on fake cushions. Mirrors reflect nothing but in that nothing, they reflect everything. See, that’s the funny part. The lifeless eyes of the dolls inside are pried open by understanding – they have seen the face of Life and so have become lifeless. They have breathed and so have become breathless. They have moved and so have become frozen. Frozen in infinity, where nothing moves and all is alive. I live in a doll’s house, and this is my happy family.
There’s mommy and daddy, the spider and the ape, who live in my domicile. Daddy was walking through the corridors, all pastel and bright. Until he found a little spider and to his delight, she let him scoop her up and guide her through night. When he finished his walk to the end of the hall, the spider whispered the greatest secret of them all “Night is around you when in my arms. I require no assistance to travel these halls. I cry on the shoulders of the dark.” The ape was confused. He knew she needed him – why else would she stand in the corner accompanied by tears? “But you were afraid, and I who has no fear came to guide you through this maze of ink.” Said the ape. “You are small, like a thread connecting my web to the jam of a door. I will show you the center of the web so that you may know just how frail I am.” And the ape was shown the silk highways stretching far into the ether. He was shown all the paths that lay before him and all the ways he’s been trapped. The ape froze in terror there in the center of the web and he looked at the spider, the Queen of the Universe, and he kissed her.

“I’ve found you again.” Said the spider. “Now give me your fingers, lest your body becomes mush too soon.” And the ape put all his limbs into the air so the spider might use them for wondrous things.

The spider ate the fly, this we know too well – but what of the ape?

The ape widened himself, placing a hand in the four corners of his world. He became the world so that the spider might save her silk. He was Atlas and Gaia, simultaneously holding the world up and becoming it. His mountains would hold the sky.

The spider thanked him by bringing him food – his diet depending on her own. The ape ate flies and mice until the spider came to him one day and asked him “Are you happy here as my world, whose mountains hold up my sky?”
“I am what you say I am.”
“Then you are mine forever.”
“As I have always been.”

And the spider covered the ape in a cocoon and imbibed him. His strength, his power, his fury and his might, all turned to thick liquid and absorbed by the spider.

The two were married and of marriage is borne children.

Through the windows of my doll house, there is a sky painted white with woven threads. The curvature of my world told by the slope of the web in which it is housed. The stars never move and the endless serpents of silk push through the black dirt in exactly the same paths as they ever have.

Oh the sky is a liar! It promises freedom and rewards soaring madness. “Look at me! Look at me! I am full of splendor and joy!” It says. But when you look, it becomes as empty as your head.
“Made you look! Made you look!” It says as a gaseous grin tears it in half.

The spider, my mother sarcophagi, descends on a string made of light “One day, my little child, I will eat you just as I have eaten your father. And one day, when a scornful babe walks through your universe, I will ride upon its shoulders to a whole new house for dolls, just like you.” Said the spider as she crawled behind the moon.

Filling Your Holes With Someone Else’s Dirt

There is a nebulous zone between two people where the bridge connecting them begins to narrow into a thin wire and entropy becomes a very real problem. The obstacle in this case, is not as it seems. The issue doesn’t lie in the situation of the wire over the abyss but more so in the hesitation to trust the wire. Perhaps trust is the wrong word, it’s a bit more accurate to say the problem lies in our hesitation to believe in the wire. Like a spider web, the circumference of the wire deceives the perceiver into assuming the wire is weak – it is not.

Normally, we assume the form we first witness something in is its true form. Which needs to happen if we are to have any starting point. If we can disrupt the form of something with relatively little effort, we think it must be weaker than us. In the case of the web, it’s structural integrity can be easily compromised so we view it as weak. This is the same as judging an aquatic animal’s agility in terms of a terrestrial animal’s agility. They’re different. The strength of the web is in its ability to be easily repaired, not in its raw endurance. The wire works similarly: its strength isn’t in its capacity to hold the weight of a relationship – it’s the wire’s ability to coax the players into shrinking their egos so they may cross safely.

In every situation there is a dominant force and a submissive force. This is widely accepted. Most emotional exchanges follow this pattern. Where one side is dominant, the other is submissive and simultaneous transactions exist with the roles switched. Therefore, if there is a wire for every transaction there must be several emotional trapeze acts occurring at any given time. This means that both egos are shrinking and swelling in constant flux. In a model this frenetic, there is a limited time before one party runs into a point at which the ego will refuse to shrink or swell. This results in a few things.

One being a standoffish posture that can either portray conviction at best or stubbornness at worst. The dance involved here is one most of us are familiar with, an argument, rolling of the eyes, dismissal – the process is well documented. The other is total detachment. Often this event is characterised as a red flag or “deal-breaker” or a push for separation (this seems to point to an unwillingness to grow which can be simplified to fear). This is breaking the wire or rather, testing the strength of the wire with force instead of finesse. It’s a misinterpretation of the challenge the wire presents. When the environment doesn’t match our judgements, we experience fear. Relationships that fall victim to this pattern of fear are often summed up colloquially with a phrase such as “We just weren’t working out.” which means “We’re too fundamentally different and instead of trying to grow out of my comfort zone to meet you halfway, I’m going to look for something that’s easier.” Which may be as far into self-discovery someone may want to go; as it is, by nature, an uncomfortable experience.

There is a question here that I frame like this: If self-discovery is described everywhere as a good thing, wouldn’t it also be a good thing to encourage it? Also, if self-discovery is inseparable from discomfort (at first) wouldn’t it be the decent thing to encourage periods of manageable discomfort in order to achieve growth in knowledge of one’s self?

What interests me is that the common tendency is to reach for comfort, yet we revere those stories of people who become the most unlikely of comrades. Which calls into question the degree to which we take lessons from literature because when it comes to actions, we are living out our fantasies vicariously and we are conscious of that fact – but interpersonal relationships fly in under the radar. It’s easier to see someone else develop character than for us to do it ourselves. Thus, we end up as two-dimensional beings with a deep appreciation for someone else’s admirable qualities and an impotency when it comes to our own.

Also,

The White Stripes RULE